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Thursday, June 5, 2008

How to identify cities in India?

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's Mumbai
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall. That's Ahmadabad.
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight.
But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program. That's Bangalore
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes and quietly says that "ANNA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's Chennai.
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB ( Balle Balle )
Scenario 8
Two guyz are fighting, third one comes and stabs one of them, the two run away, that's Varanasi
Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting on the road and a speeding qualis kills them - you are in gurgaon

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