WHY SO?

1.> When I Take a long time to finish,

I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time,

he is thorough

2.> When I don't do it

I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it,

he is busy,

3.> When I do something without being told,

I am trying to be smart,

When my boss does the same,

he takes the initiative,

4.> When I please my boss,

I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss,

he is cooperating,

5.>When I make a mistake,

I' am an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake,

he's only human.

6.> When I am out of the office,

I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office,

he's on business.

7.> When I am on a day off sick,

I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick,

he must be very ill.

8.> When I apply for leave,

I must be going for an interview

When my boss applies for leave

it's because he's overworked

9.> When I do good,

my boss never remembers,

When I do wrong,

he never forgets....

Locker Room.....funnyyyyy

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.Everyone else in the room start listening him.MAN: "Hello."WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"MAN: "Yes."WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."MAN: "How much?"WOMAN: "$90,000."MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

How to identify cities in India?

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's Mumbai
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall. That's Ahmadabad.
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight.
But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program. That's Bangalore
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes and quietly says that "ANNA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's Chennai.
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB ( Balle Balle )
Scenario 8
Two guyz are fighting, third one comes and stabs one of them, the two run away, that's Varanasi
Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting on the road and a speeding qualis kills them - you are in gurgaon